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(Maybe it wasn't Peter Lorre, incidentally.) It's astonishing the place is still standing - and charging so much for a mocha. Forget military commanders, this was like that scene in the old horror film where Vincent Price and Peter Lorre, both venerable and enormously deadly wizards, finally face each other in a battle of thermonuclear magic. Nobody knew what was really taking place. The place was filled with families and pushchairs and people on lunch breaks.
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10 minutes! We met at a coffee shop across the street from the Eurogamer offices to play. It's a card game that rejigs the rules of Monopoly so that you can play a match in 10 minutes. Even more luckily, my friend introduced me to Monopoly Deal recently. Luckily, I have one friend who is just as brilliant at Monopoly as I am, and for all the same reasons. Even distant acquaintances have heard stories of the wounds I inflict on anyone stupid enough to admit a preference for the utilities. Friends remember the stunts I pull if you don't hand over the railroads.
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Family members have grown canny and cold-hearted. Because of my behaviour, I have not been invited to a game of Monopoly in many, many years. There's a problem with this, of course, the same problem that an evil military commander might encounter after razing his own territory to foil an advancing foe. Eventually, you will cave, and I will get the oranges on highly favourable terms. This will wrongfoot you and you will become confused.
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If we don't have a personal history, I will just be a massive jerk to you - and very, very occasionally I will be inexplicably lovely. If we have a personal history together, I will dredge that history, sifting any past misdeeds and suggesting that I might share them with the rest of the group if I don't get the oranges on highly favourable terms.
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The real game is about what nicer people than me might term the negotiation, and in Monopoly I have given myself the leeway to negotiate in any way I please. This is because of the way I play, employing a strategy in which the real game takes place off the board. If you and I were to play a quick game - and it would be a quick game - I would not just win, I would make you cry.
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